my muse is dead and my rat bit me

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stolen from assbutt because my muse is shot oh god

200: My crush’s name is: Chris Evans
199: I was born in: Pennsylvania
198: I am really: tired but I refuse to sleep
197: My cellphone company is: Verizon
196: My eye color is: Blue
195: My shoe size is: between 9 and 10
194: My ring size is: psh
193: My height is: 5'3.75" MY LICENSE SAYS 5'4" SO SUCK IT
192: I am allergic to: Maple trees, Hickory trees, pollen, dust mites, ragweed, peanuts, peas, chickpeas, probably other things
191: My 1st car was: my mom's car hella
190: My 1st job was: subway cry
189: Last book I read: I just started "Brave New World" I already love it omg
188: My bed is: comfortable
187: My pet: Charlie and Squeakers the cats and Sheldon, Loki, and Finnick the rats
186: My best friend: Paige, Jenna, Ginger, Fame, Jay, Rath
185: My favorite shampoo is: lol idc
184: Xbox or ps3: eh
183: Piggy banks are: inconvenient. Though I do have one from Texas that my mom bought me solely because it's a pig. Danku mom
182: In my pockets: I don't have pockets bECAUSE I AM NOT WEARING PANTS PLOT TWIST
181: On my calendar: my last day at subway sobs
180: Marriage is: cool I guess
179: Spongebob can: get more action than I can
178: My mom: my twin
177: The last three songs I bought were: "Die Young" by Ke$ha, "She's my Winona" by FOB, and "What a Catch, Donnie" by FOB
176: Last YouTube video watched: "Die Young" music video
175: How many cousins do you have?: don't know I'm estranged from my family
174: Do you have any siblings?: Nein
173: Are your parents divorced?: Non
172: Are you taller than your mom?: nooo I'm an inch shorter than her
171: Do you play an instrument?: Violin, though badly
170: What did you do yesterday?: reveled in my day off omg

[ I Believe In ]
169: Love at first sight: lol no. I believe in lust at first sight, but not love
168: Luck: eh
167: Fate: kind of yes kind of no
166: Yourself: yes and no
165: Aliens: I think it's highly probable they do exist. Though I don't believe they've come into contact with our planet
164: Heaven: nah
163: Hell: well if it exists I'm going there
162: God: I do but don't? I'm agnostic
161: Horoscopes: naw son
160: Soul mates: Definitely! I believe in multiple soul mates, too eue
159: Ghosts: I'm skeptical
158: Gay Marriage: /screams from the heavens YES YES YES YES YES LET THE GAYS HAVE EQUAL RIGHTS
157: War: what
156: Orbs: what
155: Magic: no

[ This or That ]
154: Hugs or Kisses: it depends on who the other person is
153: Drunk or High: high because I don't almost puke when I'm high. Plus no hangover
152: Phone or Online: I can go online on my phone suck it
151: Red heads or black haired: I'm a red head so
150: Blondes or Brunettes: brunettes
149: Hot or cold: Cold
148: Summer or winter: eh I dunno
147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn. HALLOWEEN FUCKERS
146: Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
145: Night or Day: Night
144: Oranges or Apples: Oranges
143: Curly or Straight hair: Straight bc my curly hair is too much
142: McDonalds or Burger King: McD's
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: how about dark chocolate
140: Mac or PC: PC
139: Flip flops or high heels: flip flops. I have high arches and high heels hurt my massive feet
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: sweet and poor
137: Coke or Pepsi: coke
136: Hillary or Obama: Hillary is my bae only after Wendy Davis
135: Buried or cremated: cremated. I want somebody to blow my ashes in the faces of my enemies so I may temporarily blind them in death
134: Singing or Dancing: singing even though I suck at it
133: Coach or Chanel: lol
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: who
131: Small town or big city: I've never lived in a small town so I guess city
130: Wal-Mart or Target: Target
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Ben Stiller
128: Manicure or Pedicure: Manicure
127: East Coast or West Coast: Never been to the West Coast so I guess East Coast???
126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas, though my birthday is v close to Christmas sooo???
125: Chocolate or Flowers: what kind of flowers
124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney
123: Yankees or Red Sox: idc

[ Here’s What I Think About ]
122: War: Already talked about this
121: George Bush: snorts
120: Gay Marriage: pls
119: The presidential election: lmao nah
118: Abortion: make legal pls
117: MySpace: lol again
116: Reality TV: ew no thanks
115: Parents: sometimes they're cool and sometimes they suck
114: Back stabbers: like metaphorical ones or ones like Brutus
113: Ebay: you mean ebae
112: Facebook: ew
111: Work: I get inappropriately hit on there pffft
110: My Neighbors: they grow weed and I want to be besties with them so I can raid their stash and they'll be cool with it
109: Gas Prices: weeping
108: Designer Clothes: $$$$$$
107: College: excited yodeling and terrified sobbing
106: Sports: nope
105: My family: fuck them all with rakes
104: The future: gives me anxiety attacks

[ Last time I ]
103: Hugged someone: today ayyyyy
102: Ate something: A couple of hours ago
101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: uh does not seeing them for a while count as like a week ago
100: Cried in front of someone: lol no
99: Went to a movie theater: last week because I get in for free since i'm buds with people who work there
98: Took a vacation: two years ago sobs
97: Swam in a pool: The fourth of July
96: Changed a diaper: god no
95: Got my nails done: prom ayyy
94: Went to a wedding: Like 13 years ago
93: Broke a bone: Never have
92: Got a peircing: 10 years ago?
91: Broke the law: two weeks ago
90: Texted: I just texted Fame ha

[ MISC ]
89: Who makes you laugh the most?: Ginger when she watches Saw
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my pets
87: The last movie I saw: I watched Saw with Ginger today. Last movie in theaters was Lucy
86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: moving out
85: The thing I'm not looking forward to: moving out
84: People call me: Steff or Steph ;u;
83: The most difficult thing to do is: get my shit together
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: Never
81: My zodiac sign is: Capricorn
80: The first person I talked to today was: uh my friend PJ I think? I dunno I think he texted me before I was up. If not him then Fame
79: First time you had a crush: are we talking like legit crushes or grade school ones
78: The one person who I can’t hide things from: Paige
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: FAME DID A BIT AGO BUT I FORGET WHAT IT WAS
76: Right now I am talking to: Fame, Jay, and Ginger
75: What are you going to do when you grow up: Hopefully be a biomedical engineer
74: I have/will get a job: at subway and it is poo yet I love it
73: Tomorrow: I will watch Saw 2 with Gin and then go to work and flirt
72: Today: almost over
71: Next Summer: the summer after my freshman year ayyy
70: Next Weekend: I work oops
69: I have these pets: two cats and three rats
68: The worst sound in the world: chewing, spoons clanking on bowls, grinding teeth, kissing, etc.
67: The person that makes me cry the most is: Jay bc ur writing makes my withered heart sad
66: People that make you happy: My friends
65: Last time I cried: I read E/R fanfiction don't do it
64: My friends are: gay
63: My computer is: my baby
62: My School: is further north than I already live I will die in the cold
61: My Car: don't have one
60: I lose all respect for people who: are homophobic/sexist/racist/intolerant of those who are different/ make fun of those who are disabled
59: The movie I cried at was: can I be corny and say The Avengers
58: Your hair color is: red velvet/burgundy
57: TV shows you watch: uH
56: Favorite web site: tumblr
55: Your dream vacation: EUROPEAN TRAVEL
54: The worst pain I was ever in was: I once threw up from period cramps so... nO WHEN I HAD MY WISDOM TEETH OUT
53: How do you like your steak cooked: Well done
52: My room is: blue and covered in paintings
51: My favorite celebrity is: ScarJo
50: Where would you like to be: Europe, Louisiana, Texas, New Mexico, or Canada
49: Do you want children: wrinkles nose
48: Ever been in love: ahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA let's not
47: Who’s your best friend: already said this
46: More guy friends or girl friends: Girls
45: One thing that makes you feel great is: ;D
44: One person that you wish you could see right now: Than aka that dumb butt Ginger bc we have been FRIENDS FOR TOO LONG WITHOUT MEETING
43: Do you have a 5 year plan: no I'm not Stalin
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: I've tried but I always get distracted
41: Have you pre-named your children: uh
40: Last person I got mad at: the people at the allergist's office
39: I would like to move to: Europe
38: I wish I was a professional: engineer

[ My Favorites ]
37: Candy: 100 Grand and Take 5
36: Vehicle: sweats
35: President: both Roosevelts were hella
34: State visited: South Carolina
33: Cellphone provider: Verizon
32: Athlete: shrugs
31: Actor: Tom Hiddleston
30: Actress: ScarJo
29: Singer: Queen Lana
28: Band: Fall Out Boy
27: Clothing store: Target
26: Grocery store: Target
25: TV show: pft
24: Movie: The Avengers
23: Website: tumblr
22: Animal: red pandas
21: Theme park: Disney
20: Holiday: Halloween
19: Sport to watch: baseball
18: Sport to play: lol
17: Magazine: hahahha
16: Book: "The Silence of the Lambs" and "The Catcher in the Rye"
15: Day of the week: Saturday
14: Beach: The ones on the Mediterranean even though they are ROCK BEACHES
13: Concert attended: I might be going to P!ATD so I'll say that
12: Thing to cook: do the subway cookies I make count
11: Food: macaroni I guess
10: Restaurant: Kabob G I love Lebanese food
9: Radio station: lol
8: Yankee candle scent: anything apple
7: Perfume: Paris amore
6: Flower: hibiscus
5: Color: blue
4: Talk show host: Ellen
3: Comedian: eh
2: Dog breed: GREAT DANES
1: Did you answer all these truthfully?: Yee
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Goldenstorm-II's avatar
I have a crush on Chris Evans too!